Sunday, September 30, 2007

Why Geeks Rock

I admit, I have a thing for geeks. Some consider this odd, but to be honest, giving your local geek (the type that still shower, at least) a chance could be the best thing you ever do for your sexual sanity. Why, do you ask? Personal experience. Still don't trust me? Here's a few reasons:

1- Ability
Most geeks, yours truly included, have an interesting habit when it comes to the human compulsion to think about sex a lot. Instead of wasting the brain power on useless trains of thoght, we read up. Geeks train up. Read erotic stories. Read blogs. Imagine new positions and new ways to do naughty things to others. All this learning, when put to use, makes for a better-than-average lay, including interesting techniques and positions. For example- male partner (or partner A, if two guys are involved) straddling the female (partner B) across her torso above the waist. Partner B propped on a pillow, while partner A is sitting up. B gives A oral while partner A uses one hand for support and one hand to stimulate partner B. It can take some maneuvering to get the angles right, but worth it.

2- SmartSex.
Geeks are willing to use protection. Not only are they willing, but "hey, is it OK if I grab a condom?" is the ultimate question- asking both if you're OK with where things are going and signaling their intention. I have yet to meet a geek who will get angry or frustrated about being safe. Usually, they also carry their own protection, "just in case".

3- Not perfect? No Problem.
So you weren't expecting to get laid that night. So you forgot to shave your legs that morning. So you wore the ugly underwear because it's laundry day. So your sheets aren't perfectly made, and there are a few dirty dishes in your sink. A proper geek understands! Life happens and the impression you make on others isn't your 24-7 concern. Little stuff like this isn't an immediate deal-breaker like it would be for some. This also naturally leads into Morning Sex, one of the BEST ways to wake up.

4- Cuddling.
Geeks cuddle. This is because human touch can be at a premium for someone who talks about something other than the latest Survivor episode at the water cooler. The cuddling is usually the huggy, touchy, kissing-the-shoulder, stroking-the-hair kind of cuddling too, not the "fine, I'll let you lay on my arm" kind.

5- Decent conversation.
This should be self-explanatory. Geeks can and will talk about a very wide range of things even while trying to pick you up - or over breakfast in the morning.

6- Attentiveness
Geeks usually don't get laid every night. They are also usually good people who actually care about others. Add these two things up and you've got a bed buddy that will pay attention to what you like and want. You say something like "I enjoy it when you tug my hair" and they will actually grab a handful and gently tug. Say "I like deep kisses" and you'll have a deep kiss or twelve. I'm not saying geeks are wish-fulfillment machines, but they don't treat you like a piece of meat for nothing but their own enjoyment.

I could go on, but my point is - when you encounter someone who could be called a geek, but has enough social grace or balls to at least say hi - give them a chance. You'll miss out if you don't!

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