Tall Woman

The questions I hear
Because I am fairly obvious, in some online circles, about my height and size, every once in a while I get a horny net geek of some flavor asking me 10000 questions specifically about my height and or size. They always try to be "subtle" and it never works. Today as I was humoring another one of these, I realized I've answered most of these questions many many many times.

Mostly I answer them because they aren't really personally identifiable, and I recognize that there are curious people. There are questions I won't answer, but that's usually determined by how nice someone has been to me and/or what kind of a mood I'm in as opposed to the question itself.

However, for those of you who are really *that* interested in fetishizing height - here's the top 10 or so questions I usually get asked.

1- How tall are you?
Six foot four inches. On a good day.

2- No, how tall are you really?
What reason did I have to lie to you in the first place? Do you think I tell people I'm six four just for the hell of it? Because I think it will be fun? Since "how tall are you" is usually the opening line of the hng, it's tempting to lie. However, at this point, I'm willing to entertain the idea that perhaps they are another tall woman looking to talk shop. That, and I tend to not lie. It's not my thing. So don't insult me by assuming that the first two lines of conversation I have with you are a lie.

3- Do you like being that tall?
What kind of question is this. It's not like being tall is the one controlling factor of my life, 24-7. Sure, some days I love it. Other days I hate it. I've never known anything different- I've been "taller" than most my age for as long as I can remember.

4- What size shoes do you wear?
This is usually where I separate those that are interested in my feet from those interested in my height. Or even if it's someone who is just curious, it's also usually where I start getting frustrated and annoyed. I wear big shoes. Yes, I have to special-order them. Yes, I have to go to drag-queen-supply vendors to actually buy some of my best shoes and boots.

5- What's the tallest heel you wear?
Again, why the hell does it really matter? Five and a half inches, if you have to know. Yes, I like wearing those shoes.

6- Would you date a shorter man?
At this point, I'm assuming you're a horny net geek for a thing with tall women. Nothing wrong with that, but damn, talk about reducing yourself down to one thing. Does being shorter define your life? Do you like people peppering you with questions about nothing but the one unusual physical characteristic about you, then saying "but would you date someone like that"? Sorry, unless you're paying me a significant amount of money, I'm going to forever remain a multi-dimensional human being.
And when it comes to those I have been with (the entire range from committed relationship to one night stand, both men and women) most have been shorter than me. I'd get significatnly less play if I insisted that everyone be taller than me. This doesn't mean I'm going to "date" (however you define that) you, the creep asking me this question.

7- Do you play basketball?
I'm not even going add validity to this question by offering an answer.

8- I am (insert height measurement here) tall. Where on you would I come up to?
This seems to be a gentle way of asking "would I be looking directly at your chest? Since that's where you'd be looking at anyway, the answer doesn't really matter.

9- Would you bend down to kiss someone?
Not you. Not after playing 20-questions. (OK, there was that one game of twenty questions at a party... but that was the fun kind. And I wasn't the only one answering questions.)

10- What's your inseam?
Ah, the ones with a thing for long legs. Or the ones who want me to keep talking but don't know what else to ask. It's longer than most women's pants. Enough said.

11- Would you...
Oh god. I get such a list of things under this one. Some of the samplings (and I am not joking about a single one of these) are:
~stomp on bugs with big heels?
~kick over your head?
~wrap your legs around (insert body part here)?
~send me pictures of your feet?
~send me pictures of your legs?
~send me pictures of etc etc etc
~look over the bathroom stall door at me?

The list goes on.

The point is, be nice, treat me like a human, and get to know me, and I'll probably happily answer any of your questions and/or indulge your weird fantasies. I am tall, I usually like it, and I find it oddly powerful at times. This doesn't mean I like to play 20 questions about it all the freaking time.

Get it? Got it? Good.

Two Hours

Two hours of pure sex.

I'm not talking foreplay.

I'm not talking the after-cuddling.

I'm not even talking about the orgasms beforehand.

I'm talking about two hours of pounding-the-headboard, gripping-the-pillow, making-the-legs-go-numb, forget-it-grab-the-lube, bend-me-over, pull-my-hair, kissing-every-inch, I'm-cumming-again, can't-walk, bruised-in-the-morning, lets-try-this, vibrating-limbs, pure sex.

There are many reasons having a more-than-once bed buddy can be good. One of them is nights like that, the nights that wear you out so much that you're still too worn out to have a morning quickie when the alarm goes off (damn it).

Yes, it is possible to have nights like that with one-night stands. But they are much less likely. They are also much less awkward with more-than-one-nighters, since lines like "uhmmm... my leg is numb... you're going to have to help me roll off you" much more funny.

And they make a girl realize why she puts up with the scheit of everyday dating life.

Props for consideration

Story related from a good male friend of mine (relayed with permission):

After breaking up with my boyfriend, I ended up having a threesome. The next few days after, I discovered that I'd contracted scabies along the way somewhere. In the USA, the treatment options for this are very limited, and very expensive. However, living only a few hours from Tijuana, it is possible to buy medications that are prescription-only in the USA over the counter and cheaply. A roadtrip later, I came home with enough medication for everyone.

I have to say, I give this friend props for his handling of this situation for two major reasons - one, that he was nice enough to pick up the treatment for everyone involved. Two , that he actually had phone numbers to call and say "I may have given you something, but hey, take this." It's more consideration than most would ever show.

Glossary: Munch and Snowball

I've noticed that the search engines seem to be sending traffic my way via searches that include the words "what is" or "how to". For this reason, I'm introducing a Glossary feature to help explain some of the search terms that show up more often and/or I get asked about. Want to see something specific? Email your question to this blog name at Gmail.

Munch
This term can be used in many different situations, with many different definitions. However, as I usually use it and as most kinksters use it, it means a BDSM and/or kink and/or swingers meetup. These are NOT Play Parties, where comparatively dirty stuff happens, but rather a casual lunch meetup of some kind. They are usually held in public places (although a semi-private area or back room), and fetish wear is usually discouraged. Going to just see what it's all about is encouraged- it's the non-threatening, non-scary way to meet people into something other than "vanilla."
I've yet to see a place that doesn't have a munch of some kind within an hour's drive, and most of the time they seem to be held on a regular basis - once a month or two.

Snowball
A "snowball" is a move during oral sex - sometimes people are into these, sometimes not. It's best to check first with your partner before doing it.
The nuts and bolts of this move: when your male partner is about to orgasm, make sure a large portion of the ejaculate gets into your mouth. Do NOT swallow or spit. Kiss your partner, full-on-the-mouth French, and pass the ejaculate into their mouth.
Like I said, some are into this, some are not. So check first!

Spit or Swallow?

I was discussing this particular question with TheSlut and TBFLV. It seems that there are very few people that do not have a strong opinion one way or the other on this issue. You're either a spit person or a swallow person.

I can see the issue from both sides, honestly. I know more than one person who must spit. If they don't, they throw up. Now, perhaps there is a deeper physical reason for this- the way their tastebuds react, texture, maybe even the salt content of a guy's cum. No matter why, it is better for them to find a convenient sink, car window, empty drinking glass, or tossed-aside piece of clothing to spit into. While I've never had this problem, I can see how some might. What angers me are the male partners that get angry about this. It isn't anything personal. If someone was willing to have you ejaculate is his/her/their general direction, there's a pretty damn good chance it's not a personal issue. They just don't want to throw it all up over you. So let the poor boy/girl/person spit already. Even rinse their mouth if they need to.

On the other side are the swallowers. I am one of these people. Of course, assuming that the person I am with is getting a blowjob without a condom (which means I trust pretty well that they are disease-free), then I rather enjoy the taste of success. Not to mention that cleanup is usually much simpler for a swallower. However, all those swallowers out there that immediately expect your partner to be ok with a full-on French kiss after you've taken a nice swig of their cum - check with them first. Not everyone enjoys even a small snowball. If you're the partner of a swallower, especially if you asked them to, then please don't treat your partner as if they just did something disgusting. Requesting they at least rinse is fine, but don't demand they get up and do it RIGHT THEN. They probably put in some significant work - so let them relax for a few minutes. Or better yet, return the favor.

The point is, no matter if you spit or swallow, it should be enjoyed on both sides, and it's not a preference easily changed. If you're one of the few who does/can cross both sides of this, leave a comment, I'd love to hear why you stand where you do and which you prefer.